Red-Hot Hottie [Unhinged]

Red-Hot Hottie [Unhinged]Set: Unhinged Type: Creature Elemental Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{R}{R} Whenever Red Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third degree burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs." She was winning the Dominarian "Are You Hot?" competition until disaster struck during the wet T shirt round.

It's hard enough to find your way through uncharted wilderness when you can see the tip of your nose

Set: Innistrad Type: Creature — Vampire Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{R} Whenever a Vampire you control deals combat damage to a player

the more fun it is to watch them fall flat on their faces

If a card named Stomping Slabs was revealed this way

As long as Nightshade Peddler is paired with another creature

Set: Ixalan Type: Enchantment Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{R} {1}

wizard attendant

Remove a charge counter from Gemstone Array: Add one mana of any color

" Hanna cursed

It gets +1/+3 until end of turn

Perhaps I can give it one

Set: Commander 2015 Type: Creature — Spirit Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{U}{U} Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control